Treadmill. And to all the people going "OMG WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR PENIS?!" It's called bathing. Or maybe he was itchy... Or horny. Or maybe he was trying to measure it or something. Or maybe he was trying to pee. Or maybe he looked down and was like, "Where'd it go?" There is a multitude of reasons that a guy might need to see his own dick.

get on a tredmill

How is this a 'love FML' !? You are sad and have zero will power to have stop your self. Look tubby...ah I mean buddy I think you need to work out and make an effort! YDI!

Well, first off, stop going online. Second, go to a gym.

Okay.. I am sorry to say this, But, either, your really fat, or your penis is tiny as fuckk.

haha maybe you should get off the ******* internet/computer and stop posting stuff on FML....in the same time you could/should be doing exercise or running on a treadmill or doing some other aerobic stuff

forget jenny craig, try nutrisystem :)

Fattie. Ydi for being fat.

You want sympathy for being a fat ************? Go work out, jeez.

You don't get that fat overnight. You deserve it.