By dawg3360 - 07/06/2009 06:02 - Canada

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 649
You deserved it 134 237

Same thing different taste

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Why were you observing your own dick?

I feel too sorry for you to say anything mean :/

wow... some of you people are serious jackasses!! no one deserves what you guys are saying, worry about your own ****** lives!!

macemaster0426 0

Today, the guy who posted this FML got with the girl who I hooked up with and really like...FML

Why do you think i divorced my ex? After we married, he gained 50 pounds and then neither one of us could find his non-working dick! No sex for five years was certainly not what I signed up for! Buddy, decide what your priorities are - healthy relationships with others and a healthy lifestyle for you OR..... an early funeral or divorce. Your health decisions are yours. Not being six feet under should be a priority.

arienh4 0

To everyone who says YDI and "don't blame it on genetics": You are in fact the idiots here. There is a genetic reason for your shape. Metabolism is inheritable. Haven't you noticed that some people can eat 3 burgers a day and not gain a pound and others can't even eat one or you'll see it? That IS genetics. There is nothing you can do about it. Sure you can exercise and try not to eat too much, but it isn't as easy as you think. It really, really isn't. Only talk about it if you know what you're talking about it if you don't want to look like a complete moron, like breaksprinter or even eenerd who thinks everyone is like him. Seriously, you guys have NO idea what you're talking about.

310: (speaking from personal expierence) Genetics do play a role but they most definately are NOT to be held fully accountable for. Sure, exercising and keeping a healthy diet are actually such hard things to maintain but just because someone claims they "can't do it" doesn't give them the right to blame their genetics and use it as something to excuse their laziness. Everyone has shit to deal with, but people dealing with a slow metabolism should count themselves lucky that it's something they can control and change.