By dawg3360 - 07/06/2009 06:02 - Canada

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
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liketoknow 0

eeee www..... Small dick

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derekjeter92 0

I love short FMLs like this 1, lol

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awkwardness 0

Is your penis too short, or are you too fat? But thanks, this made my day.

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LaLaJoy 2

Why the hell are people so incredibly rude to someone for being overweight? I'm sure they suffer the consequences enough as it is, and it's not necessarily their fault.

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shroomis 0

im not gonna make fun of you...but if you want to see it more i would say start swimming and working out more =]

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MCofpwnage 0

Three things you need are: 1.Exten-Z 2.a treadmill 3.a girlfriend (pats on the back flab) go get 'em tiger

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MissBunnyfufu 0

Aww.. well as long as the fat doesn't take away from the feel of sex. um and as long as you are happy and love yourself, your fat self!

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theflamezbegin 0

I'm so sorry...?

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Funny_Face 0

Did you JUST discover this? Wow. Have you been on an expedition to find your penis for a while now? Cause I think you might notice it is missing!

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awillowcabin 0

I'm pretty sure this is the time to put down the Cheetos and pick up the slim fast. Go out and exercise, dude. You could always just run around outside your place for half an hour every day. Oh, and where was your penis hiding before? Did you not notice that you didn't notice it?

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