Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML
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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad completely naked. When I expressed my displeasure, he told me to knock next time. I'd agree with him, if he hadn't been standing in the middle of the hallway in our very open living room. FML
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
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Doubtful_Judge 23
"So what did you do today?" -I "met" your step dad.
noberg 14
That'll be a fun conversation to have at the diner table.
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Comments (49)
sailorarctic 22
At least you knocked which is more than a lot of people would do. Most would just walk right in. You still got an eye full so FYL, but props for having manners.
VeganVampyre 27
Yeah, when I read "the door is usually closed even when no one's in there" I was thinking it would say OP had walked right in and discovered that someone was in there after all. But unfortunately for OP, they pretty much got that same result even though they did knock first... In order to avoid that result. Very ironic. And awkward. FYL for sure, OP.
jat_fml 3
well,lucky you!!
lazyslumber 18
Why did he open the door naked? Did he want you to come in to the bathroom or scare you to never enter the house?
rachelllllb 18
ha.. thats awesome... i definitely nerd to try that one :p ....
rockwrench 18
Wasn't there a horror movie titled Step Dad?
kdq2 5
Butthole
L_lives 9
It sounds like the start of a porno
vikky538 29
And thats how i met my friends step dad
mia_steiniche 9
Well that must have been a little akward
Willibobs 33
Everyone commenting on the situation while all I can think is why the **** are you leaving out the 'e's.