Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML
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Today, I moved into university residence, looking forward to finally being able to come out of the closet. I started chatting with the hot guy moving in next door to me. He said I was cool, and he was glad because he was afraid he'd be living next to a gay guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I moved into my university dorm a week before classes start. Everyone kept giving me weird looks as they watched me move my stuff in. Finally, one of my dorm mates asked me if I knew that school had actually started last week. I didn't. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, my father was helping me move into college. When we arrived, the students helping people move in mistook me for one of the parents. I’m 19. FML
Today, I moved in with my brother to save on a swanky apartment. I was skeptical as to how this would work out as we fought a lot as kids. Our first big fight? Whether or not to keep his dorm-style futon complete with Return of the Jedi sheets. He's a 35-yr old physician; I'm a 28-yr old lawyer. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
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jtag017 0
hahahahhahah what ******* college are you going to?
defsdgdh 4
Score!!!!
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Comments (161)
shadowrobot 2
that's gonna be an akward year
personthefries 0
fyl
ThugNastys 0
he sounds sexy.. hahaha jk, jk.
furburger 0
Looks like someone is going to be giving out free mustache rides to all your chickie baby friends that stop by.... Cum one, cum all.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
I hope you have plenty of Astroglide, OP. Hey, you're in one of the states where the two of you can get married! YDI for having an apartment. YDI for having roommates. YDI for going to college.
yolie_fml 0
17 - WIN!
awsedrftgyhujiko 0
I'm still trying to figure out why you are moving into an apartment without having a clue who your roommates are. Usually even if you aren't friends with them you should at least talk to the people before deciding to move in
wittynamehere 0
I'm moving into a new apartment in two weeks and I have no idea who my roommate is. The place allows you to rent by the room so your friends/roommates can't screw you over if they don't pay their portion of the rent and other utilities. I filled out a roommate matching form and won't get to know who they are till the day I move in. I mean most people usually move in with friends, but not everyone. I'm just hoping my roommate isn't a total bitch.
skyeyez9 25
I am picturing the roomate as resembling one of the cops on the Reno 911 show.
thew_fml 14
wow. ageist much? kids always think they invented good ex, good drugs, and good partying. being 45 just means he has done more than you have, can afford better drinks and drugs than you, and is probably better in bed too. he could be the best roommate ever
bacondude 0
who moves into a new apartment without knowing who their roommate is going to be ahead of time? ydi