Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML
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Today, I moved into university residence, looking forward to finally being able to come out of the closet. I started chatting with the hot guy moving in next door to me. He said I was cool, and he was glad because he was afraid he'd be living next to a gay guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I moved into my university dorm a week before classes start. Everyone kept giving me weird looks as they watched me move my stuff in. Finally, one of my dorm mates asked me if I knew that school had actually started last week. I didn't. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, my father was helping me move into college. When we arrived, the students helping people move in mistook me for one of the parents. I’m 19. FML
Today, I moved in with my brother to save on a swanky apartment. I was skeptical as to how this would work out as we fought a lot as kids. Our first big fight? Whether or not to keep his dorm-style futon complete with Return of the Jedi sheets. He's a 35-yr old physician; I'm a 28-yr old lawyer. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
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jtag017 0
hahahahhahah what ******* college are you going to?
defsdgdh 4
Score!!!!
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Comments (161)
labratschist 0
Okay...I can understand why a mustache would have no shirt, but why would a mustache wear shorts?
KarmaLanding 0
I second that... Why WOULD a moustache be wearing shorts?
hxccaffeinejunki 0
You're gonna have Borat as your roommate? How's that an FML?
soccer_chickk 0
that suuuucks!
Edokun 0
well at least if you want to have a dirty night then it'll be easy for you xD
Sammara 0
So, this is an APARTMENT. Meaning you had a choice. And you didn't bother to check on who you would be living with?? I can't think of a single situation in which you can't fire off an email or make a phone call and ask who the roommates in an apartment will be, including basic stats like age and gender, before signing a lease. If this were a dorm, I'd be sympathetic. That does actually happen in dorms. But this...yeah, your fault.
AmbrosiaFan 19
So? Betcha he has some issues with how you dress. Did the college pick who is your roommate, or did you just pick out of a hat without looking and interviewing people?
TommySixx81 0
Is it will Ferrell in Old School??
MTBowen11191993 0
You're roommates with my dad? I agree, your life sucks!
TruthIsEvil 2
That's AWESOME! :D