Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with a guy from the Internet. I'm 6ft1, which tends to put potential dates off, so I'd slyly knocked a few inches off my description. Turns out he'd done the same. He'd added a whole foot to his height. I had to crouch to talk to him. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
Today, after I met a guy online and we'd became fast friends, talking every day about everything, things got flirty after half a year of talking. A year in, I finally got the time to meet up with him. It turns out he lied about his age. He's 8 years younger and in college. I fell head over heels. Help. FML
Today, someone thought I was my boyfriend's daughter, instead of his girlfriend. I'm 4'11", he's 6'2", and this has happened four times already. FML
Today, as a 6 ft 8 woman, I never get much attention from men, until today when a guy who was 7 ft 1 approached me at the bar with the chat up line, "Hey little lady, you look about my size, can I buy you a drink?" It worked. I'm such a stereotype, we’re going on a date tomorrow. FML
Today, someone asked me if I was my boyfriend's little sister, just because of our height difference. He's 6'2", I'm 4'11", and this is the fifth time it has happened. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I overheard the girl I like tell her friends about me, “I like his personality a lot, it would be so sexy if he was taller. He’s adorable though.” I’m just below average height for a man. I wouldn’t even consider myself super short. I hate being 22. FML
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Welshite 40
Love knows no boundaries.
raww77 12
ask him if he could if he could get u free presents from Santa first.
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Comments (102)
cao15 8
how is he going to reach?? lol jk
Dilwann 27
It's called lying down.
perdix 31
I'm wondering if either or both of you were lying about your height in the two years of online courtship.
pufffreak 13
Finally a girl my height
corinaisabel 4
Cute (:
greyy_goooose 11
Well, at least you know you can carry him around with you so you always know where he's at!
skylermeinecke 6
kik me @skyhigh1293
ingridsoare 3
That is just...beautiful...
beccaboo1422 1
Has anyone mentioned that one person being short and another tall is no guarantee at all that your offspring will have the average height? It doesn't work that way...
an3ph 20
Reading this an hour from meeting an eHarmony match in real life.
143amandaott 10
You shouldn't be talking to some random guy online! You don't know if he is who he says he is and if he will do anything to you!!
sammyjo06 14
Oh, please. If she's talked to him for 2 years, she probably has a pretty good idea of his personality. No total creep just looking for easy sex is going to put in the effort of talking to a woman for 2 years... Besides, you can meet some random guy at a bar, or at school, or at church who turns out to not be who he said he is. So don't make out everyone on the internet to be evil, lying creeps. It seems to me that most likely, his comment was said as a joke. A midget meeting a 6'2" girl, "Hey! Our kids would totally be average height!" :)
riiiiimha 3
Your love life must be sad