Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with a guy from the Internet. I'm 6ft1, which tends to put potential dates off, so I'd slyly knocked a few inches off my description. Turns out he'd done the same. He'd added a whole foot to his height. I had to crouch to talk to him. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
Today, after I met a guy online and we'd became fast friends, talking every day about everything, things got flirty after half a year of talking. A year in, I finally got the time to meet up with him. It turns out he lied about his age. He's 8 years younger and in college. I fell head over heels. Help. FML
Today, someone thought I was my boyfriend's daughter, instead of his girlfriend. I'm 4'11", he's 6'2", and this has happened four times already. FML
Today, as a 6 ft 8 woman, I never get much attention from men, until today when a guy who was 7 ft 1 approached me at the bar with the chat up line, "Hey little lady, you look about my size, can I buy you a drink?" It worked. I'm such a stereotype, we’re going on a date tomorrow. FML
Today, someone asked me if I was my boyfriend's little sister, just because of our height difference. He's 6'2", I'm 4'11", and this is the fifth time it has happened. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I overheard the girl I like tell her friends about me, “I like his personality a lot, it would be so sexy if he was taller. He’s adorable though.” I’m just below average height for a man. I wouldn’t even consider myself super short. I hate being 22. FML
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Welshite 40
Love knows no boundaries.
raww77 12
ask him if he could if he could get u free presents from Santa first.
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Comments (102)
sunnyray812 42
He's trying to be sweet.
SweetasCandy0609 28
So what if he's a midget you've been talking to him for a long time so you obviously have feelings for him why let it bother you size shouldn't matter.
Sal_G_63 5
This. Height shouldn't matter in relationships. I'm 5ft 6 and women out here prefer 6ft or taller.
doodlecloud 27
Yeah but if he's been lying to her by not telling her about his height then he could have lost her trust. It's kind of hard to tell from the FML if she knew or not.
Norvi 26
I'm starting to wonder if I'm weird for actually having these things called "friends". I've sometimes met people and talkes to them for years without developing romantic feelings for them.
desidog 12
Al least the fallacio would be good. I am always curies if the size of the tool scales with height.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
Dude, go back to English class.
apu_nahasapeemap 10
Holy fenetik spelling, Batman!
EpicSquishii 21
"fallacio" is oral sex performed on a man. I would tell you what it would be called if applied to a woman, but I'm pretty sure your head would explode if you ever tried spelling it youself. It starts with a "C," though. And rhymes with "cunning linguist"
Soluxis 17
Kudos for your placement of "cunning linguist". I'm more of a master debater myself.
Googolman 29
The problem was the spelling. The correct spelling is fellatio*.
LadyClarik 8
One of the best SNL sketches ever was all about Colonel Angus.....
sk1tt135 22
The correct spelling of that word is phonetic.
Jordan_OL 10
You have to admire his effort! If you were in his shoes though. Imagine the difficulties he must have finding a partner...
jazzy_123 20
there are actually little towns for them. Where I live there's a place called midget town and everything is little and down to fit their size. God forbid someone of average height go there though. You'd get your ass whooped! lol anywho, I'm sure OP's.. uhh.. friend (?) can find someone more to his size if he wants someone like that.
davincidasecond 24
Hey, if he's fine with having a woman your height, then why not be okay with his? Besides, that's a nice looking couple in my opinion.
ShakeDisPlace 10
Did you give him a short response OP?
FimogenFeels 14
Don't let the height difference be an issue, OP!
The_Big_Boss 20
What's wrong with that?
UsernameHere234 13
Genetics won't work that way. That's a big problem in my eyes, maybe not theirs.
beyamia 6
You both are on opposite sides of the height scale. It was obviously meant to be
d4m4s74 12
He's what me and my friends call ILH or Ideal Licking Height. Enjoy.