Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
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Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed, and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML
Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML
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TattooedToDeath 0
be thankful she hasn't tried stuffing her hand up your ass and making you talk.
Waffleiron 0
I dont see whats so bad about that. Unless youre one of those people who think they are cool and grown up by losing their sense of imagination.
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Comments (133)
I_So_Fail 0
i dont think this is all too bad until you start making yourself embarressed about havin her for a roommate.
rhodes_whitneye 0
My roommate has thirty or more stuffed animals in our room... they are creepy as hell... and I hate my roommate... I really want to figure out a way to get her to get rid of them,.... they literally make me nausoues.
antonioohama 0
And exactly why does this qualify as an FML?
steveakafranxy 7
because it's frikkin creepy
Mr_Donkey 0
That's really cute. Puppetry is fun. Get over yourself. I know plenty of "Grown Ups" who play video games and take them seriously. Are stuffed toys any worse?
TheOtherMakona 0
Are people really so closed minded? What I would give for an acquaintance like that... All you normal people nowadays have no imagination whatsoever. Thus why I take such pride in being a freak. :D
steveakafranxy 7
DON'T CALL HIM AN OBJECT! It's okay CheerBear, he didn't mean it.
catanita 18
So what? As long as he is nice an polite....
cordykate 5
This would be me tbh. This roommate is amazing
AhoyCaptian 16
if it makes her comfortable , don't make a big deal. just let her do her thing. just to explain; I didn't have many friends so I sought them out through stuffed animals. and it is hard to detatch that connection.
FweakofCydonia 40
Maybe she's secretly a professional puppeteer?