Today, I met my boyfriend's other girlfriend. She then informed me that he has a wife, and that they have an open relationship. Thanks for keeping me in the loop, honey. FML
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Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
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iiTzNeeNerz 26
I wonder if the wife is aware of this open relationship. Something tells me she's not in the loop either, OP.
trucker2 33
Sounds more like a Door Knob, everyone gets a turn
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revolvearoundme 15
Not to scare you OP but you're probably not the first on the side he didn't tell and they probably all broke up after finding out except the one you met. You might want to get an STD screening just to be safe, he doesn't sound like the kind of guy who would bother mentioning that.
domolovesyoshi 33
Most poly relationships have a clause where screening regularly is mandatory, if the OP's boyfriend really is in a poly relationship then it might be a clause they have in place too however I agree getting a screened is the way to go
ninety 25
Well this isn't most poly relationships, is it? Let's trust the guy that neglected to tell his gf he has (at least) two more women on the side to get regular std screening! But anyway, Since OPs bf didn't bother to tell her that he was "poly," I'm going to guess that it was a dumb excuse made up by her bf when his other gf found out he was married and she bought that crap.
thelittlemissy 29
Wow, how generous of him sharing his love and attention!
GhostFox 34
-sigh- Shit like this give people who practice healthy polyamory a shit name. That guy is an asshole.
vikky538 29
Loop.. Sounds to me like the situation itself is poop
samdel12 10
#mastermind
cosmicdancer84 7
That's a huge red flag. Even if he is in an open marriage, especially in any open relationship, you have to be honest and communicate constantly. Dump him but because of his dishonesty. Don't get stuck in a bad love triangle and also, he put your health at risk. What other women do you not know about? Ask yourself that question and then ask him that.
BigbenMrJDM 12
I think it's a love square by this point
cacheson 42
It might be more like a rhombus or a quadrilateral. There's a lot of inequality between the relationships.
qbgroh3 15
Are you Diaz, or Upton?
spudking 19
If everyone is in the know it's an open relationship. If one (or more) party is unaware it's cheating.
Dexter83_fml 17
I'm sorry OP that sucks. I don't know what to say in all honesty. I'm sure you will find a man who isn't a *****. As for those people clicking "you deserved it" what in the hell is wrong with you people ? Are you really that messed up in the head? To those people go play in traffic.
coatl45 11
Trolls, man. Trolls. There's nothing we can do about them. Just ignore them as best you can.
NodakN8V 25
Sounds like a lot of loops...and I hope you meant ex-honey ...