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By thanksmom - 20/07/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML

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By Rain - 14/11/2016 11:43

Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML

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By brigitte - 27/06/2013 17:35 - France - Noyon

Today, I met my biological father for the first time. He seemed to be slightly intoxicated from the outset, and less than half an hour later, he had tried to intimidate me into "loaning" him several hundred euros for reasons he wouldn't tell me. So long, "dad". FML

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Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML

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By FranchezDeVista - 30/08/2015 18:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 00:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML

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By Disgusted - 05/07/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

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By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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chenoa_fml 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 8:57

be glad you weren't raised by her..

imaginaryvoice 18

Tuesday 20 July 2010 8:57

That's what my biological mother would do if she wasn't dead.

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moviegirl1315 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 20:28

wow that rlly does suck... I officially never wanna meet my bio mom... =]]

mzzgorjess 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 21:36

Well that sucks.

crazytay 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 22:01

haaaa! wow

eve28 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 22:44

Hey OP, It could have been worse. She could have chop your nuts off. (If your a guy)

FML191919 3

Tuesday 20 July 2010 23:26

Lmfao!!!

scottsters 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 1:07

haha. my mom is dead too. wanna shag?

Juan_M 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 1:47

motherly love ftw xD

hedgehogs 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 4:39

Sorry about that. Really, how ugly. I don't have anything to do with my parents who are just terrible. Hardest thing about my court reporting work is seeing people have their parental rights removed for considerably less than what mine did to me. It is a great b******* myth that your relatives are people you can automatically trust and love, and that if you don't, there's something wrong with you. Focus on what's good in your life and do the very best you can to give up on her.

emilyp97 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 4:53

awe, sorry Ik wat thts like, :/ guess u won't be buying anything for a while lol

robbilee 14

Wednesday 21 July 2010 6:13

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