Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Today, I met up with a girl I've been talking to on the internet for a year and a half. Turns out she edits her moustache out of all her photos. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, a girl I met on Tinder described herself as curvy and sent me pictures. We agreed to meet and let me say… those pictures were at least 10 years and 15 stone ago. She was no longer curvy or even just overweight, she was grossly obese. I could smell the unwashed skin under her fat rolls. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML
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Top comments
jim_witness 0
Pretend that you are not the guy but a friend of his and you want to introduce you to him personally. Then set her up with one of your friends who doesn't date a lot.
Stellaritsmeg 0
Throw a doughnut at her and run.
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Comments (53)
shiznutmuffin 0
how could he possibly hang in there #1?
bihero 0
ya fyl
hrshykiss815 0
that's attractive
xLeftoverxCrackx 0
Lol i bet she has a wonderful beard
monkeykiller77 0
boner. that is all
Mazi09 0
well everyone has facial hair... like that peach fuzzy stuff. but I guess you could mean full on facial hair.. yiiikes
astriofou 0
if you were the last people on earth, i can safely agree that its all extinction of human life as we know it. that is all
CaptSkippy 9
her beard is a flavor savor
sneakymcpothead 0
Aha its cause all you American just eat mc Donalds and fast food when you Come to Canada girls and woman actually know what a tredmill is lol !!
k99 5
Really. That stereotype is irrelevant. There are large women everywhere, even Canada. Both FYL and YDI OP, don't meet online people but I still feel bad for you.
Gagle 0
I know plenty of Canadian girls that are over weight. So moving on...
berryblizzard 11
I'm a Canadian girl. You think, I even think about stepping on a treadmill? Hahaha yeah no.
roguefocus 0
That sucks! You can't see facial hair in a photograph. Plus there's Photoshop!