Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Today, I met up with a girl I've been talking to on the internet for a year and a half. Turns out she edits her moustache out of all her photos. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, a girl I met on Tinder described herself as curvy and sent me pictures. We agreed to meet and let me say… those pictures were at least 10 years and 15 stone ago. She was no longer curvy or even just overweight, she was grossly obese. I could smell the unwashed skin under her fat rolls. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
jim_witness 0
Pretend that you are not the guy but a friend of his and you want to introduce you to him personally. Then set her up with one of your friends who doesn't date a lot.
Stellaritsmeg 0
Throw a doughnut at her and run.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (53)
AnnaSeptic 0
And that is the danger of photoshop.
24788 7
I think she photo shopped her pictures.
katherinebby17 28
#8 and #10 made me laugh
TipsyTop28 0
hehe. #8 made me laugh like crazy :)
absolutelyfree 0
I'm pretty sure I was at the other end of that.
jmanowski 0
online dating and from alabama. it kind of is a given she's going to be hideous.
xf0rg0tt3nx 0
Excuse you? Not everywhere in Alabama is full of rednecks who engage in incest and overeat corndogs and drink beer excessively. Do some research on the state before you go judging people. There are cities in this state that are bigger than you might think. Trust me, I live in one.
MLK12345 4
Are u sure?
ItsJustMe1616 26
Stereotypes don't just materialize out of thin air... They usually have some validity behind them lol
riot_ 0
Lololol. Intenseee, yo!
050294 0
I agree with 10
Tkdxxxse 0
hahahahhahahah @1 your such a loser doing online Dating go outside you fat idiot
thikimo 0
I met my guy online :) it's been over 4yrs