Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Today, I met up with a girl I've been talking to on the internet for a year and a half. Turns out she edits her moustache out of all her photos. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, a girl I met on Tinder described herself as curvy and sent me pictures. We agreed to meet and let me say… those pictures were at least 10 years and 15 stone ago. She was no longer curvy or even just overweight, she was grossly obese. I could smell the unwashed skin under her fat rolls. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML
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jim_witness 0
Pretend that you are not the guy but a friend of his and you want to introduce you to him personally. Then set her up with one of your friends who doesn't date a lot.
Stellaritsmeg 0
Throw a doughnut at her and run.
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Comments (53)
alliebaba7 8
You are so mean can't you just accept her for who she is and 8 is stupid! You are gonna make her feel like a wad of poo when she was just looking for company good job she probably cried her heart out you nasty person you should be ashamed of yourself
Bea_FaCurtains 17
SURPRISINGLY overweight?!
brand125 17
yeah, is that not clear?
The_Mr_Troll 14
I know that feeling, except she texted me a picture.
haaaanners 10
people are different behind the screen :/
blackwidowtaco 31
You got catfished by a she/man op. yikes!
emilycardona7 18
ZogerOx 12
lol
SyLord 13
Wouldn't work, you can talk and have good times, but your so stuck on looks... You deserve to be single.
Blippety 23
They were outright deceitful to OP and you expect OP to just be completely fine with that?
Blippety 23
Why all the YDIs? She clearly photo shopped her pictures, or at least did something that meant they didn't accurately portray her real appearance - OP had every right to be surprised and it was the woman's fault alone.
Stiggy626 25
usually it's when they won't take full body shots, only face pics. Haha I've been there
Stiggy626 25
usually it's when they won't take full body shots, only face pics. Haha I've been there
Elisabetha Aarron 18
Anyone can send fake pictures. Video calls are the way to go. That way you will know if what they are saying is true. If they don't want to video call then that is suspicuous