Intimacy: Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came...

By Chelsea - 02/04/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

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By Melaknee - 19/03/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML

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Bang for your buck

By Anonymous - 24/08/2022 06:00

Today, feeling attractive, I got dressed up and took myself to a trendy bar to enjoy some cocktails. A muscular, handsome man approached me and we began to flirt. He recommended that we get a hotel room, which we did. After we had the most amazing sex of my life, he started to tell me his price. He was an escort. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 22:05 - United States - Shelby

Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

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By jsw029 - 26/02/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML

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Messy

By hopeless1 - 26/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I met a really hot guy at a bar. We talked for a while and really seemed to hit it off. We ended up going to my apartment. He stopped and said, "Clean up this mess and maybe we could do something another time." I am a complete neat freak - my apartment had been robbed and trashed. FML

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By elo - 20/12/2008 05:50 - France

Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. FML

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By homewrecker - 01/08/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML

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By poorclubgoer - 14/11/2009 10:11 - United States

Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML

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Awkward

By Nikki - 18/03/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML

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By Sandra - 18/02/2009 14:15 - Ireland

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

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Locket_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:03

Look on the bright side, $20 up.

Crunchy_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:03

at least you got some money?

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partake_fml 2

Sunday 29 March 2009 0:17

Oh come on guys !!! We live in the 21st century, and a ONE NIGHT STAND doesn't make someone a ***** !!! She just wanted to have some fun with a handsome guy, what's wrong with that????? As long as she used protection, you can't blame her for that ! I can't believe that people react so badly to this kind of situation.....

Brittanyy 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 0:18

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lesb_lv 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 0:21

How that guy who came with her(him?) to have sex was less a ****/*****/prostitute? Why she deserves it? She could throw him out with $20 after they were done. Then he would have to look like a cheap prostitute. Its not FYL, it might be worse. U r not beaten and robbed :)

gr8koolkat 6

Monday 2 May 2011 4:46

Uh, English?

Epimetheus 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 0:24

I don't see the big deal - you got sex AND money you didn't have before. Sounds like a good night to me!

Lauriebug 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 0:36

Tyra does specials on her show about girls like you. I'd count yourself lucky for getting 20 bucks instead of a cut throat or the like.

neonoodle 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 0:49

every single person calling her a ***** for sleeping around would do exactly the same thing if they could get laid. Since they can't, they judge. In any case, I'm with the people who ask what's to complain about? Free $20! If you wanted more, you should have negotiated up front like the pros.

RockPrincess26 16

Thursday 10 August 2017 3:46

Not me. You sound very stupid for your assumption.

bearie_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 0:51

You got sex with an attractive guy AND $20, I fail to see the bad in this situation. Unless he had syphillis or something. And even then I guess you could consider it a gift that keeps on giving?

MLardinos 14

Wednesday 5 November 2014 19:42

Syphilis is treatable. The gift that keeps on giving would be herpes. Haha

neonoodle 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 0:52

#36: No, you're just hideous.

NorfolkDude 2

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:11

$20 is so not cheap. That's like middle-upper class. I would say "cheap" would be like 5-10 dollars. Not that I would know or anything.

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Sunday 29 March 2009 1:17

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gr8koolkat 6

Monday 2 May 2011 4:52

There are a lot of people that sleep around these days, so it's not really 'slutty' anymore. I mean it doesn't make it right, but it's not frowned upon as much as it was 5 years ago. What was slutty about this particular situation was the fact that he thought she was a prostitute, so she obviously didn't know him at all! It would be pretty easy to figure out who is/isn't a prostitute after talking to them for 10 minutes. :)