By Chelsea - 02/04/2012 17:31 - United States

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Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML
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Crunchy_fml 0

at least you got some money?

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Phillay632 0

Okay, so I'm going to assume that if you were going to the club, you were dressed scantily clad and showing off your assets. Certainly you weren't wearing jeans and a t-shirt. Also, if you're dressed like that AND took home some guy who you had literally just met and then slept with him, what did you expect him to think? You pretty much are a stupid ***** for sleeping with someone you don't even know. You're lucky you got $20 rather than robbed and/or killed. You should also thank your lucky stars that did not get HIV or gonorrhea. Please, learn from your mistakes before something really bad happens to you. Perhaps you should have a little more self-respect and discipline. If you want to have sex that bad, then get a boyfriend or at least a good friend that you trust to serve as a booty call. Idiot.

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SaturnE_fml 0

How would she know if the $20 had an STI? She just met it in the morning. And since you knew what she was wearing based on her being at a club, don't you think since he met her outside the club he'd know it was club wear and not a street uniform? I could understand if they were at a family establishment like Hooter's or something, then she might look out of place. Much like the saints and holy messiahs here, on her FML, he was commenting on his opinion of what she'd done. On her nightstand, after having done the same thing she did.

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Morten Bork 3

wow. you are a bonafide ****. if you cant tell the difference between promiscious and prostitute, I am afraid you are the idiot. (not to mention a judgemental prick)

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Casaundraaa 9

never know with STDs right away ?? ? ?

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greenman_fml 0

first of all, everyone, just because a girl likes sex doesn't mean she's a prostitute/*****. if this was a guy, your opinions would be different. second of all, this should encourage OP to do this more often. there's nothing better than free money. maybe you should change your name to "mercedes," chew gum, and wear mini skirts

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RockPrincess26 16

Not mine. If a guy did that I'd be calling him a ***** too. Stupid assumptions like this are, well.... stupid.

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Michael Montalvo 11

No, my opinion would not be different if it was a guy in this situation. I would consider him a white too, so get out of here you feminist

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Michael Montalvo 11

No, my opinion would not be different if it was a guy in this situation. I would consider him a ***** too, so get out of here you feminist

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Frlf 0

You got easy money. How can your life be ******?

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xninix_fml 36

Well she was ****** ;p

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Pixiewolfe 46

It was insulting that he thought her as something to be brought, not a willing partner for mutual pleasure!

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Vehicle 1

Completely your fault! When will you people who have sex with random people learn?

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dancin303 0

#22 so basically your telling her to become a prostitute. and op just move on its not a big deal

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alex_vik 0

You're outside a club, picking up guys, and going back to your apartment to have sex, what else would he think you were? YDI

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MukyDaCookie 0

Guys, whats wrong with a girl bringing a guy home from the club? I know it's the only reason I would go to a club - to find a chick I wouldn't leave $20 though :P

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shadydogman 0

money for food, he was being gentleman. big deal

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Razi_tail 25

Nothing in this fml makes him a gentleman nor her a lady.

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