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You should probably watch where you're going next time. On the bright side, at least she noticed you?
Now you can tell her you'll buy her a nice dinner to make up for it. This is a great opportunity!
#35 thumbs up for Legend of Korra Dp. :)
Even better, she most certainly didn't run away!
Cellophane, Mr Cellophane Should've been my name
Am I the only one wonder how he ran over her foot with a TRUCK? Why would she be standing so close to a truck, and yet only had her FOOT, not feet but foot, ran over? I'm quite lost here.
That is not how you "get close" to someone
And that kids is how i met your mother
Did anyone notice that he said he's secretly LOVED her for years and she's never noticed him? That's so creepy.
Exactly my thoughts - If she's never noticed him, they've obviously never spoken. If they've never spoken, how on EARTH can OP be "in love"?!?!?
It's like the beginning of a romantic comedy of some sort.
8: It's a theoretical joke, if they get married they could laugh about it. 3: "Remember that time I had to run over your foot for you to even notice me?"
Great way to "break" the ice
.... Never gonna run over or desert yoouuu!
Maybe not broken ice, but I bet she's gonna need some now.
At least she noticed you, right??
I apologize I did not fully read 1's comment, and did not mean to copy him.
Wait wait wait. I have the words "miss" and "Mae" in my name, my profile picture is me and my gender is "female". Why am I referred to as "him"?!
Even though potatoes have many eyes, they can not see.
^As an avid potato eater I can confirm this.
I don't think that's how you want her to notice you.
1-You don't say
It is an equal partnership, right? For your sake, I hope she's driving a small car.
At least she can't use it to kick your ass.
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You should probably watch where you're going next time. On the bright side, at least she noticed you?
Great way to "break" the ice