Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying, "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down, I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
Today, I had a movie date planned with a guy. After a polite exchange, we were interrupted by a phone call from his colleague saying they had an emergency that needed his attention. He excused himself to take the call, telling me he wouldn't be long. He drove off and blocked my number the moment he stepped out. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was meeting up with a friend in a town. He said he was at the restaurant we were going to meet at; I was too. Turns out I was in the wrong town. FML
Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
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brentfahey 0
u should have gon up to his car and stare at him
Adamantoise 0
He probably didn't recognize you... Eh, who am I kidding?
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Comments (102)
hannahbanana705 0
Should have replied with "THANK GOD!" (=
Diplomatz 0
Get prettier or stfu. YDI
demonkey_fml 4
He's a dick, delete him from your phone book and thank God that you didn't invest any more time in his lame ass! Obviously he had some kind of crush on you at one time but now that you're no longer blonde/as skinny/wear glasses (whatever) he's flaming out. A real friend would have bought you lunch. A fake friend shows up to see if he can get some. Screw him!
DianaFromHolland 3
you HAVE to do something, like somethin realllly mean.
whybother8 0
wow fuq him
judetheobvious 0
YDI for lettin yourself slide
iloveeyu21 0
fukk him
iloveeyu21 0
fukk him
Nakolover13 0
At least he considered hooking up with you.
trent47 0
I'll run over & smack him lol