Today, I made a tuna sandwich. It was really nice , so I looked at the label to see what brand it was. Turns out it wasn't tuna. It was fancy cat food. FML
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Today, I found out what cat food tastes like mixed with mayo, hot sauce, and between two perfectly toasted pieces of rye bread. My cat found out what tuna tastes like instead of her normal food. FML
Today, a friend invited me over for dinner. She presented me with a "gourmet" homemade meal. As I started eating, I realized it tasted… off. She looked at me expectantly, so I politely ate it all. Afterwards, she told me it was a new recipe she was trying "tuna casserole" made with canned tuna… which we found out later expired in 2015. FML
Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and it burst all over my clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, my damn cat won't leave me alone. FML
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
Today, I opened my lunch at work to discover that my sandwich was a soggy mess. The Tupperware I'd put it in was a piece of crap, and all the mayo had leaked out. I tried to salvage it but then spilled the whole thing in my lap. I ended up eating my lunch with a plastic fork, and even my fingers, like an angry animal. FML
Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
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Faithful_Jewel 0
Actually cat food is eaten by humans (to test it, first of all, and a variety of other reasons I can't think of on a Sunday afternoon), so it's perfectly safe... and half of the time it's better than the processed crap most people put on sandwiches. Now go clean your teeth, otherwise you'll have cat breath. It aint the end of the world!
Incubuss 0
Oh well! If it tasted nice it's not really that bad of a FYL. Just watch what you're eating next time.
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Comments (101)
Bloodknight 22
Your an idiot. There's a cat on cat food cans for a reason!
toink 0
And there's a tuna in tuna cans too...
FarSide 23
But always remember... You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.
4ddie 0
At least you didn't throw up after?
Phoenixman13 0
Prawn
Fiztkappa 1
PRAWN = WIN.
fml328 0
damn u i was going to say that. hahahaa
taechanisapony 4
Don't call them that, it's racially derogatory. They're called Poleepkwa. and ... DAMMIT YOU BEAT ME TO THAT JOKE!
sublime93 0
So throw it out... What's the big deall here?
fylahole 0
you live in God's Own. It is impossible for your life to be ******.
fmylife63093 0
MMMMMM TASTES GOOOOOOOD
fringle 0
shouldn't you check the brand BEFORE?
ronnoc715 0
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cthulhu1138 1
So what if you ate cat food? It's nothing worse than what goes into hot dogs. This really isn't an FML.
thatdudeo_O 0
Wouldn't you have had to have opened the can before you put the tuna on? Since..Y'know..Most tuna fish sandwiches need to actually have mayo mixed with the tuna before hand. FYL for the idea, but you kinda deserved it for not even reading what the hell you spread on your bread.