Today, I made a tuna sandwich. It was really nice , so I looked at the label to see what brand it was. Turns out it wasn't tuna. It was fancy cat food. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out what cat food tastes like mixed with mayo, hot sauce, and between two perfectly toasted pieces of rye bread. My cat found out what tuna tastes like instead of her normal food. FML
Today, a friend invited me over for dinner. She presented me with a "gourmet" homemade meal. As I started eating, I realized it tasted… off. She looked at me expectantly, so I politely ate it all. Afterwards, she told me it was a new recipe she was trying "tuna casserole" made with canned tuna… which we found out later expired in 2015. FML
Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and it burst all over my clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, my damn cat won't leave me alone. FML
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
Today, I opened my lunch at work to discover that my sandwich was a soggy mess. The Tupperware I'd put it in was a piece of crap, and all the mayo had leaked out. I tried to salvage it but then spilled the whole thing in my lap. I ended up eating my lunch with a plastic fork, and even my fingers, like an angry animal. FML
Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
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Faithful_Jewel 0
Actually cat food is eaten by humans (to test it, first of all, and a variety of other reasons I can't think of on a Sunday afternoon), so it's perfectly safe... and half of the time it's better than the processed crap most people put on sandwiches. Now go clean your teeth, otherwise you'll have cat breath. It aint the end of the world!
Incubuss 0
Oh well! If it tasted nice it's not really that bad of a FYL. Just watch what you're eating next time.
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Comments (101)
marcolin 0
Yeah Cat Food is AWESOME. I always smell it and think "omg it smells so nice!" But my friend (who has the cat) wont let me eat it. :( Lucky Bastard
FarSide 23
I say the same thing about gasoline when I fill up my car... but I don't drink it.
epicwinmaster 0
lol cat food fetish
Snowlight_fml 7
Whatever works.
arienh4 0
I don't get what the problem is here. If you liked it, and since it isn't actually bad for humans, why care?
stupiddumbblonde 0
In Soviet Russia, cat food eats you!
nazooer 11
win
blkwhtrbbt 0
WiN!
plasticspoons 0
Squeeeee show us some paws, kitty! :D Just kidding. I'm sorry, but this is quite funny. Well at least you can't die from eating cat food :D
chirpanator 0
oh man that is so funny. Well thanx for spreading the info that, cat food tastes similar to tuna. I'm always gunna check wut i'm eating from now on
aaaaa2p 0
This is why you leave eating other animals to other animals. And now "animals" doesn't even sound like a word anymore a;lsjfg;ljhasdgklh.
FarSide 23
Most conscience people would have got a clue when they saw the the "tuna" sign that read "3 cans/$.49".
piddly_03 0
i believe the word you are looking for is conscious.
FarSide 23
No, I was not.
yehr 0
i think it was conscientious :D
Failsinking 0
*shrug* You liked it, I guess it doesn't really matter, not like it'll kill you :P