Today, I'm studying abroad in Russia, and I lost my keys to my dorm room. In the office I asked for a spare and she spoke really fast so I couldn't hear her. Assuming I don't speak Russian, she gets on the phone and calls maintenance saying, "There is this ugly girl about to cry... come fix it." FML
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Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML
Today, my roommate who stays out til 4 or 5 in the morning each night got her key to the dorm fixed. I've been having to stay up nightly to let her in (my normal bedtime being 12:00) How'd they fix it? Turns out it was never broken she was just putting the key in the slot wrong. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
Today, my boss is on the phone with a Russian customer, who keeps saying, "Speak Russian please!" My boss asks me to translate, as he hired me for my knowledge of Russian. He says something, I translate in Russian, then the customer says, "Speak English please!" FML
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML
Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to visit. We went to a cafe where I managed to lock myself in the toilet, breaking the key. I then had to wait for them to break down the door. I came out to applause from everyone, who had been laughing at me for 25 minutes. FML
Today, I heard a knock on my door and, thinking it was my student adviser, opened it. I was greeted by a drunk girl, who pushed her way into my dorm room, informed me that she lived here last year, and then told me that she lost her virginity in my bed. FML
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SilverXeno 0
In Soviet Russia, you don't lose keys. KEYS LOSE YOU!
WFMS 0
you should of said " the ugly girl can hear you" in Russian to her
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Comments (170)
quiddity 0
Stop being racist against Russians! Damn. Russia is not some kind of land for evil hideous people. It is a country, like any other, and you have no right to act like your nationality is somehow better. Every country has good and bad people. How about instead of shaming your own country by insulting Russia, you make your country look good by avoiding the racist remarks? Thanks.
daiviko 0
Ugh, does every fml have to turn into a serious debate about racism or something...sigh...but to be honest, how many fmls have there been that basically said "somebody thinks im ugly, fml".
Andriuxa 1
hey everyone saying shit about Russia/Russians Поцелуйте мой зад, a потом пойдите на хуй суки
egonzalez114 0
Ughh, i'm so jealous i want to study in Russia i just have a passion for the country and the language i envy you
Audiophil92 0
are you native russian? you might have misenterpreted what she said, and while there is probably no doubt that it was something negative , it is possible that she wasnt referring to your appearance. Either way, teachers and school staff get payed like crap in russia, maybe she was taking it out needlessly on you :/ or maybe its just because she identified you as a "western" foreigner. f.x. she could be saying: "тут одна дура потеряла ключи, и вот вот заплачет. Реши проблему пожалуйста"
theodivine 0
I would jump that bitch. Similar situations used to happen at the restaurant I used to work at. My managers would assume the mostly Hispanic busers didn't speak English, so they would say terrible things about them right in front of them and the result? They stopped doing their jobs.
cryssycakesx3 23
you'd jump someone? just because you're ugly?
iloveconcerts 0
that lady should be fired. what a bitch.
fmylife_hardcore 0
It's mean, I know. But the way she says it sounds kind of adorable. XD I have issues. And I think it's cause she doesn't know what to do. You don't deserve it :/
snegfml 0
"She spoke really fast so I couldn't hear her" ? No, what happened was; she spoke Russian at a NORMAL pace and you couldn't UNDERSTAND her. Sorry, but YDI for not knowing the language well enough yet. It's only expected that if you can't understand/speak very well the language of the country you live in, then you will be talked about. As if this happens more in Russia than other countries. Yeah right. Sorry. Learn Russian.
gotdapowa 0
in Russia, mudkip likes u!