By goingtothegym - 09/12/2013 01:16 - United States - Canyon Country

Today, I was accused of shoplifting because my jacket looked "too chunky". I wasn't stealing, I'm just fat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 733
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Same thing different taste

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It's okay, OP. December is cold. 'Tis the season to gain some extra insulation.

Somuchart 3

I had the opposite happen once, see I was shoplifting condoms and the owner caught me, looked at my face and let me go saying I couldn't possibly use them so I couldn't possibly be stealing em.

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Somuchart 3

I had the opposite happen once, see I was shoplifting condoms and the owner caught me, looked at my face and let me go saying I couldn't possibly use them so I couldn't possibly be stealing em.

Somuchart 3

@1 you're comment is stupid when you consider the ops name

JocelynKaulitz 28

#1, I'm sure he hasn't considered that before…

Fyl, OP. I know the feeling. But that's ok! You're probably too fabulous anyway.

jazzy_123 20

OP is probably PHAT, Pretty Hot And Tempting.

sick of fat being given Euphemisms...

jazzy_123 20

80, I'm pretty sure you can't handle a real PHAT woman *hair flip*

This seems like a common problem considering the vast amount of FML's similar to this one lol.

It's okay, OP. December is cold. 'Tis the season to gain some extra insulation.

Gingerette 8

Heck yeah. I broke out my vat of walrus fat back in November.