By goingtothegym - 09/12/2013 01:16 - United States - Canyon Country

Today, I was accused of shoplifting because my jacket looked "too chunky". I wasn't stealing, I'm just fat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 690
You deserved it 6 539

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It's okay, OP. December is cold. 'Tis the season to gain some extra insulation.

Somuchart 3

I had the opposite happen once, see I was shoplifting condoms and the owner caught me, looked at my face and let me go saying I couldn't possibly use them so I couldn't possibly be stealing em.

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Somuchart 3

No guts no glory

Somuchart 3

I had the opposite happen once, see I was shoplifting condoms and the owner caught me, looked at my face and let me go saying I couldn't possibly use them so I couldn't possibly be stealing em.

Somuchart 3

@1 you're comment is stupid when you consider the ops name

JocelynKaulitz 28

#1, I'm sure he hasn't considered that before…

Beast mode time.

I know right. It's his own fault

Lots of "him" "his" for a woman.

that's awful! D: it also reminds me of Family guy..

That was my first thought too

"I need an adult, I NEED AN ADULT!"

I need an adult! I need an adult!

Fyl, OP. I know the feeling. But that's ok! You're probably too fabulous anyway.

jazzy_123 20

OP is probably PHAT, Pretty Hot And Tempting.

sick of fat being given Euphemisms...

jazzy_123 20

80, I'm pretty sure you can't handle a real PHAT woman *hair flip*

U probably need to lay of the snacks, like cake.

You probably need to lay off the bitchiness.

Nigga shut yo titts

SilentNightz 9

Lose dem pounds.

Good advice, I'm sure this never ran through his head

#60 - Her head you mean.

whiteboy896 9

And ill be the 1st to say, who cares?

lay off them twinkies

This seems like a common problem considering the vast amount of FML's similar to this one lol.

It's okay, OP. December is cold. 'Tis the season to gain some extra insulation.

Gingerette 8

Heck yeah. I broke out my vat of walrus fat back in November.

Thinking ahead! Good job!

they need glasses