Today, I was accused of shoplifting because my jacket looked "too chunky". I wasn't stealing, I'm just fat. FML
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goingtothegym
- United States - Canyon Country
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xnyletak
| 17
It's okay, OP. December is cold. 'Tis the season to gain some extra insulation.
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Somuchart
| 3
I had the opposite happen once, see I was shoplifting condoms and the owner caught me, looked at my face and let me go saying I couldn't possibly use them so I couldn't possibly be stealing em.
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thaddaeus413
| 7
Hit that gym
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Somuchart
| 3
No guts no glory
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Somuchart
| 3
I had the opposite happen once, see I was shoplifting condoms and the owner caught me, looked at my face and let me go saying I couldn't possibly use them so I couldn't possibly be stealing em.
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Somuchart
| 3
@1 you're comment is stupid when you consider the ops name
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JocelynKaulitz
| 28
#1, I'm sure he hasn't considered that before…
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TheCanucklehead
| 22
Beast mode time.
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Rednipplehippo
| 1
I know right. It's his own fault
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spoo
| 24
Lots of "him" "his" for a woman.
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Katiakatxx
| 13
that's awful! D: it also reminds me of Family guy..
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Blink_me26
| 21
That was my first thought too
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Doritozilla
| 20
"I need an adult, I NEED AN ADULT!"
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paskievitchjack
| 23
I need an adult! I need an adult!
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DrHail
| 22
Fyl, OP. I know the feeling. But that's ok! You're probably too fabulous anyway.
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jazzy_123
| 20
OP is probably PHAT, Pretty Hot And Tempting.
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spoo
| 24
sick of fat being given Euphemisms...
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jazzy_123
| 20
80, I'm pretty sure you can't handle a real PHAT woman *hair flip*
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Fender60_fml
| 6
U probably need to lay of the snacks, like cake.
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xnyletak
| 17
You probably need to lay off the bitchiness.
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Fender60_fml
| 6
Nigga shut yo titts
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SilentNightz
| 9
Lose dem pounds.
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EternalTime
| 7
Good advice, I'm sure this never ran through his head
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Lilxpie
| 18
#60 - Her head you mean.
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PunsY0
| 5
4th
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PunsY0
| 5
*6th
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whiteboy896
| 9
And ill be the 1st to say, who cares?
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wheres_waldo13
| 4
lay off them twinkies
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NessaMae
| 19
This seems like a common problem considering the vast amount of FML's similar to this one lol.
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xnyletak
| 17
It's okay, OP. December is cold. 'Tis the season to gain some extra insulation.
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Gingerette
| 8
Heck yeah. I broke out my vat of walrus fat back in November.
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xnyletak
| 17
Thinking ahead! Good job!
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awkwardturtl3
| 3
they need glasses