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Same thing different taste
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J'accuse !
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XXL
By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 23:01
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Hit that gym
Beast mode time.
I know right. It's his own fault
Lots of "him" "his" for a woman.
that's awful! D: it also reminds me of Family guy..
That was my first thought too
"I need an adult, I NEED AN ADULT!"
I need an adult! I need an adult!
U probably need to lay of the snacks, like cake.
You probably need to lay off the bitchiness.
Nigga shut yo titts
Good advice, I'm sure this never ran through his head
#60 - Her head you mean.
lay off them twinkies
This seems like a common problem considering the vast amount of FML's similar to this one lol.
they need glasses
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It's okay, OP. December is cold. 'Tis the season to gain some extra insulation.
I had the opposite happen once, see I was shoplifting condoms and the owner caught me, looked at my face and let me go saying I couldn't possibly use them so I couldn't possibly be stealing em.