By goingtothegym - 09/12/2013 01:16 - United States - Canyon Country

Today, I was accused of shoplifting because my jacket looked "too chunky". I wasn't stealing, I'm just fat. FML
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xnyletak 17
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It's okay, OP. December is cold. 'Tis the season to gain some extra insulation.

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Somuchart 3

I had the opposite happen once, see I was shoplifting condoms and the owner caught me, looked at my face and let me go saying I couldn't possibly use them so I couldn't possibly be stealing em.

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Somuchart 3

No guts no glory

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Somuchart 3

I had the opposite happen once, see I was shoplifting condoms and the owner caught me, looked at my face and let me go saying I couldn't possibly use them so I couldn't possibly be stealing em.

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Somuchart 3

@1 you're comment is stupid when you consider the ops name

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JocelynKaulitz 28

#1, I'm sure he hasn't considered that before…

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TheCanucklehead 22
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Beast mode time.

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Rednipplehippo 1
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I know right. It's his own fault

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spoo 24
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Lots of "him" "his" for a woman.

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Katiakatxx 13
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that's awful! D: it also reminds me of Family guy..

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Blink_me26 21
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That was my first thought too

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Doritozilla 20
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"I need an adult, I NEED AN ADULT!"

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paskievitchjack 23
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I need an adult! I need an adult!

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DrHail 22
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Fyl, OP. I know the feeling. But that's ok! You're probably too fabulous anyway.

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jazzy_123 20

OP is probably PHAT, Pretty Hot And Tempting.

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spoo 24
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sick of fat being given Euphemisms...

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jazzy_123 20

80, I'm pretty sure you can't handle a real PHAT woman *hair flip*

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Fender60_fml 6
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U probably need to lay of the snacks, like cake.

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xnyletak 17
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You probably need to lay off the bitchiness.

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Fender60_fml 6
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Nigga shut yo titts

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SilentNightz 9

Lose dem pounds.

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EternalTime 7
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Good advice, I'm sure this never ran through his head

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Lilxpie 18
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#60 - Her head you mean.

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whiteboy896 9

And ill be the 1st to say, who cares?

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wheres_waldo13 4
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lay off them twinkies

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NessaMae 19
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This seems like a common problem considering the vast amount of FML's similar to this one lol.

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xnyletak 17
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It's okay, OP. December is cold. 'Tis the season to gain some extra insulation.

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Gingerette 8

Heck yeah. I broke out my vat of walrus fat back in November.

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xnyletak 17
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Thinking ahead! Good job!

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awkwardturtl3 3
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they need glasses

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