Today, I'm participating in a 30 hour awareness-raising event on famine in Africa. I'm supposed to hand out leaflets to people from my booth. My school decided to hand out a literal crate-load of free cupcakes right in front of us. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got roped into a volunteering thing at the last minute. I was waiting outside with all these kids who looked hungry. Feeling bad, I passed around crisps and cookies. Turns out we were at a convention to promote healthy eating in malnourished children. FML
Today, my friend and I taught a very involved healthy nutrition program to underprivileged youths at a local center. We even made them a healthy snack at the end of the program. Within minutes of the program being over, we caught some of our fellow volunteers feeding the kids Oreos. FML
Today, after spending two hours baking cookies for my niece's school's fundraiser, I packed them into a container and drove to the school. When I got there, the teacher looked confused and said the fundraiser was next Saturday. By the time the actual date arrived, every cookie had been eaten by my family. FML
Today, I threw an event with my colleague that completely flopped. At the end, my colleague invited the few people who showed up to take as much candy as they wanted from the gift bags I paid for and assembled myself. My colleague contributed neither the money, nor the effort to put them together. FML
Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML
Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML
Today, I'm fasting for Lent. I'm a copywriter and my current client is a food company. I have to research about, and look at pictures of food all day. FML
Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML
Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML
Today, the "Child Care and Development" class at my high school assigned all 50 students to carry a fake baby around school all day for a week. I can't even read a page of my notes without hearing a robotic crying noise. Today is the first day. FML
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DocBastard 40
So you think handing out cupcakes will somehow diminish the awareness of the famine? If you starve yourself, that'll somehow make the famine better? Don't be so naive. If you want to change it, do something about it. Raise money, go on a mission. But complaining about some cupcakes is a waste of time.
yuggi1 11
:( Scumbag school.
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loufol22 5
Sell cupcakes for Africa
SokkerGirly 0
Kony?
americananarchy 3
Yiggi1 I've gone three Weeks b4 I had to eat something so shut up
grannygruber 6
Our own country is in such horrible shape right now. Our homeless rate is awful and it isn't just drunks and addicts on the street and in shelters. Families have been displaced due to job loss, banks getting bail outs in one hand and foreclosing on people with the other. I know this makes me sound like a callus bitch but right now I don't worry about people starving in other countries when we can't even take care of our own! But that's right, it's not humanitarian to worry about the poor, hungry kids in this country, just the ones in Africa!
fadingaway 17
Well I'm in Africa - send me a cupcake.
Kimilita 6
U guys should have teamed up
PYLrulz 17
Mmmmm... Cupcakes!!! *drools*
samanthajonesdru 1
what are you trying to teach these ignorant idiots. They'll never listen. Nope, instead you get these cupcake eating pigs. I lived in such a country, and trying to explain to someone whose only ever lived in America (States/Canada) what life is really like in the rest of the world if futile. See all these "gangstas" that talk about oh life is so hard blah blah. At least you get welfare and can find a job if you really tried. in other parts of the world its sooo much worse and people in this country should be more grateful for living in a better part of the world. stop throwing food away people....
AWhalen91 0
I've done that 30hr Famine before. The key is to wake up really early and eats huge breakfast then drink all day. But that's seriously ****** up what your school did.
Equin0x 0
Cupcakes > *