Today, my boyfriend told me that we can’t be together because I’m not the person he fell in love with since I don’t do anything all day. I’m 6 months pregnant and on bed rest. FML
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Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend is sulking because he actually thought two weeks paternity leave was going to be our new baby sleeping 18 hours a day while he played his Xbox, and get paid not to go to work every day. He was wrong, it’s been three days, and he’s exhausted already and whining. FML
Today, the soon-to-be father of my baby told me he thinks I'm an extremely selfish person, and that I don't love him. His reasoning? I haven't given him a back rub in two weeks, sleep too much, and have a hormonal problem. Once again: I AM PREGNANT! FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I’m 8 months pregnant. The father says the he won’t come to any more appointments, the baby shower, or even the birth unless his new girlfriend is allowed to be in the room when I deliver. I said absolutely not, so he told me to never call him again, and blocked me. They’ve been together for 2 months. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years completely lost it because last night I told him I wanted to move to a less remote area so I can be independent. He shouted that I bring no money in, he has to do everything, and that I that I snore so loud he can hear me from downstairs where he sleeps. I'm pregnant. We are in our 40s. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he lost his feelings for me and is breaking up with me. He also told me he’ll be glad to contribute to raising our son, who I gave birth to 3 months ago. To rub salt in the wound, he announced on Facebook as “In a relationship” with his coworker 12 hours later. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, after my boyfriend of three years and I had our first child together last year and he was so hands on, now when I ask him to help with the baby he tells me I’m the primary carer, and that he’s not ready to be a dad. FML
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Lobby_Bee 18
Weird, you're pregnant but he's got the mood swings? Something doesn't sound right.
onceuponatime456 16
You are in a tough situation but it is better that you know how much of a loser he is! Tell him to get lost and then make sure you go to court for child support!
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Comments (24)
Lora Wood 11
I'm very old and know how to make men cry. Inform him he is to be the custodial parent as you have other plans now that he can't be with you.
Lora Wood 11
I'm very old and know how to make men cry. Inform him he is to be the custodial parent as you have other plans now that he can't be with you.
KrDizzy 16
Pregnant and he's your boyfriend? Well, there's your first mistake..
rodfergie 18
You got pregnant by someone who won't show the commitment to marry you and are surprised by his lack of loyalty?
DanielleinDC 34
Gee, you're incubating his kid. He could cut you a little slack.
sambmjmdjj 9
I guess this was his idea of a stupid joke. If not, hit him up for lots of child support.