Love: Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only... - FML

By geewhiz - 01/02/2009 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 15:18 - France

Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML

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You deserved it 7 332

Lonely

By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 00:29 - United States

Today, I'm a 19 year-old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on Facebook. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 170

You deserved it 6 530

Late bloomer

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 05:01

Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML

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You deserved it 161

By loser - 02/03/2016 00:20 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 585

You deserved it 1 634

By lovesucks - 18/12/2009 20:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised that the most kisses I ever get are in text messages from my Dad. FML

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You deserved it 4 131

By luciazee - 06/06/2013 20:51 - Peru - Lima

Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 015

You deserved it 3 326

By playdated - 06/06/2014 06:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I am so shy and friendless that my mother is literally setting up a play-date with one of her friend's daughters. I'm 25 years-old and this is my best chance at making a friend. FML

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You deserved it 8 885

By MrDisgrace - 17/09/2017 13:00

Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 550

You deserved it 362

Single life

By idk what to do - 04/03/2021 00:30

Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 936

You deserved it 146

By Forever alone - 01/05/2015 14:24 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML

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Top comments

Slai_fml 3

Saturday 14 July 2012 17:40

I've been on fml for quite some time and this is the first time I've ever seen an OP post! It's a marvelous experience I ought to kiss you.

effit 0

Monday 9 February 2009 9:16

Shit, I'll kiss you.

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whitloves14 0

Monday 26 December 2011 7:35

Well maybe it's a good thing maybe your just waiting for the right guy

lissa123 2

Thursday 29 December 2011 18:40

Hang on, hang on.....#72 can get out! The OP is from the United Kingdom, as am I. YOU speak OUR language....this is why it is called ENGLISH....so the OP is right, and you are wrong. That is all.

julygirl18 8

Friday 27 July 2012 0:24

Uni??

xxEternalRain 13

Friday 18 January 2013 16:15

Ive just read so many comments of people saying they'll kiss you. You just made some friends

beastnicks 5

Thursday 21 March 2013 0:06

It's probably cuz your a stupid bitch and you spelled "mum" not "mom"

PositiveElectron 17

Friday 14 August 2015 13:37

Awe you sound sweet. :3 I'd kiss you .

T1A2Z3 34

Wednesday 31 October 2018 17:02

Good. Enjoy it.

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