Love: Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only...

By geewhiz - 01/02/2009 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML

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You deserved it 5 488

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 15:18 - France

Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 383

You deserved it 7 332

Lonely

By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 00:29 - United States

Today, I'm a 19 year-old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on Facebook. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 170

You deserved it 6 530

Late bloomer

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 05:01

Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 953

You deserved it 161

By loser - 02/03/2016 00:20 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 585

You deserved it 1 634

By lovesucks - 18/12/2009 20:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised that the most kisses I ever get are in text messages from my Dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 000

You deserved it 4 131

By luciazee - 06/06/2013 20:51 - Peru - Lima

Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 015

You deserved it 3 326

By playdated - 06/06/2014 06:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I am so shy and friendless that my mother is literally setting up a play-date with one of her friend's daughters. I'm 25 years-old and this is my best chance at making a friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 726

You deserved it 8 885

By MrDisgrace - 17/09/2017 13:00

Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 550

You deserved it 362

Single life

By idk what to do - 04/03/2021 00:30

Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 936

You deserved it 146

By Forever alone - 01/05/2015 14:24 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 702

You deserved it 12 503

Slai_fml 3

Saturday 14 July 2012 17:40

I've been on fml for quite some time and this is the first time I've ever seen an OP post! It's a marvelous experience I ought to kiss you.

effit 0

Monday 9 February 2009 9:16

Shit, I'll kiss you.

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omfg_whyGodwhy 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:52

Get over it. I'm 18, same boat, don't like change and am going to a college that noone I know applied to. :|

16274692 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 1:06

#46, read number #19

cmac86 23

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:37

same boat bro. except I'm in the us and I'm 23.

frenchyhater 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 20:47

definetly true thats how i got my firts girl at like 14

cherrypieguy 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 6:05

Get off ur computer and get laid

Rach_star 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 12:58

Make it 22 and you sound like my brother lol Loser (him not you)

SuperSlam_fml 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 14:59

in the same crappy boat!

lynzy_ 0

Monday 31 August 2009 6:44

ok i thought i was bad being a virgin at 19 in my second year of college!!

Imranaziz 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 19:09

you are 19!!!! chill the heck up. enjoy that time. study. relax.

epicfail13337 4

Saturday 10 October 2009 6:20

Oh my god, you fail. Just kidding. You'll find someone. Most people do. Even ugly rejects.

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Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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Today, I lost it on my co-workers about how hard I've been working, picking up everyone's slack with no appreciation, and it was clear that I needed to find a job that actually rewarded hard work. As I went to grab my jacket to leave, I saw a cake and gift card for a cruise on the table, from the staff. FML

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Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML

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Today, my boyfriend was in the shower and his phone was buzzing with calls and texts. Concerned as his nan is in ICU, I picked it up to find he's been secretly sexting his ex-girlfriend. FML

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Today, I hit a parked car and did some damage, so I left a note. My dad called me a moron and, to teach me a life lesson, made me drive back to the car in case the owner hadn’t seen it yet, and remove the note. He actually threatened to smash my PlayStation if I came back without the note. FML

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Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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Today, after I'd met a nice guy and went on some really nice dates, I decided to sleep with him. I knew he had only been intimate once, so I expected some awkwardness, or that he might struggle. I didn't, however, expect that in bed he would sound like a cross between the Road Runner and the Swedish Chef Muppet. FML

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Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML

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Lonely

Late bloomer

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