Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
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Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
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hombrepollo 0
ur still a virgin
Glitterhinoceros 14
Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.
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Comments (391)
EShaver102 0
...and I jizzed in my pants
LemonLauren 2
How did you manage to lose your virginity if you finished before entering? Just forced it in there soft?
AJRENO 0
Well she was the woman of your dreams, wasn't she?
djicog 0
Dude I feel sorry for u but dude ur 28 and still a vigin like wtf that's crazy. FYL
jjessen 20
I wanna know how you managed to lose your virginity if you finishe before you entered o_O
magnetic_aura 26
Does that count as losing your virginity?
SaniK 17
You got to rub one or two first op
hurley12 30
That's not losing your virginity sweety.
mthurston 14
That's ok I lost my virginity to a fat chick!
lucasjames22 8
if you finished before entering then you're still a virgin. and apparently not very bright.