Work: Today, I lost my job because I was late. I was late because I... - FML

By Really? - 10/07/2010 14:57 - United States

Today, I lost my job because I was late. I was late because I had no alarm. I had no alarm because my roommate got mad and broke my phone when I beat her at scrabble. FML

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stronghand0331 17

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:26

also, permission granted to smack a hoe

chocolatedrop 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:24

sounds like its time to move out

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Hairnomore 7

Saturday 10 July 2010 21:27

Blast your roomate with piss

saranottelling 7

Saturday 10 July 2010 21:32

I actually have a friend like this. She's really nice and kind but she becomes a totally different person when I beat her at Chutes and Ladders.

skidary 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 21:40

[F][Y][L] 9 points

MisterAmazing_fml 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 21:40

life lesson #3,755-if you beat someone in something don't have your phone or other valuable items laying about for your opponent to destroy.

ibanez370 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 21:41

I would take her phone and break it. :)

dorawr 3

Saturday 10 July 2010 21:41

play scrabble again ! :D

onnielief 4

Saturday 10 July 2010 21:48

You should have set a real alarm then, instead of your phone. I agree your roommate is psycho, but being on time for your job is your own responsibility.

kerouacish 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 21:53

Well, look on the bright side, at least you won at Scrabble!

mrcoolman 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 21:59

ydi for knowing how 2 spell lol but no seriously that sucks

jeni_is_uhhmazin 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 22:11

wow fyl. your roommate is pathetic.

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