Work: Today, I lost my job because I was late. I was late because I... - FML

By Really? - 10/07/2010 14:57 - United States

Today, I lost my job because I was late. I was late because I had no alarm. I had no alarm because my roommate got mad and broke my phone when I beat her at scrabble. FML

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stronghand0331 17

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:26

also, permission granted to smack a hoe

chocolatedrop 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:24

sounds like its time to move out

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skipper211 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:57

so by the transitive properties of association it's her fault you got fired

davidle1 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 20:04

come on now this is 100 % YDI. your not 10 so the dog ate my homework won't fly and I doubt it was your first time being late for work. you can go down to walmart and buy an alarm clock for $5.00 so go an alarm clock today for $5.00 bc you will need it for your next job. you act like your a victim of circumstance you need to take some responsibility for what happened here.

xMunchkinn 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 20:09

now you shall beat up her face.

dabomb13 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 20:12

fail

Yung23 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 20:18

lmfao WTF !!!!

bballpg021xx 5

Saturday 10 July 2010 20:19

anger management.

twinny_sc 13

Saturday 10 July 2010 20:19

#1 wins

twinkiee_fml 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 20:20

haha, you should get an alarm clock so someone can't break your phone next time.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Saturday 10 July 2010 20:33

Yeesh! Sounds like it's time for a new roommate...

duranharold 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 20:34

it's cuz she jealous ur smarter than her that's why

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