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By Really? - 10/07/2010 14:57 - United States

Today, I lost my job because I was late. I was late because I had no alarm. I had no alarm because my roommate got mad and broke my phone when I beat her at scrabble. FML

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stronghand0331 17

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:26

also, permission granted to smack a hoe

chocolatedrop 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:24

sounds like its time to move out

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georgelyons 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 13:23

stupid story

MichaelJackson10 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 21:35

; Dude Your Life Totally Sucks lol ! Should Have Just Brouqht A New Alarm Dumb Ass

Kakujin 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:19

Get a ******* alarmclock FFS!

splarf1991 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 10:40

people like you rely to much on there cell phones! ITS CALLED AN ALARM CLOCK!!! look into it

nick3600 22

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:05

LOL U FAIL @ L!F3 G3T AN ALARM CLOCK U ******* DUMBASS

emsiti 6

Thursday 24 March 2011 3:53

you seriously only use your phone i have a phone ipod and radio alarm thing

limepinklis 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 19:05

so don't beat her at scrabble?

BrassKnucklez69 0

Friday 25 March 2011 6:49

i wulda socked her in the face took sumthing valuable of hers and destroyed it.!

Athga 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 7:15

sounds like a personal problem

massivelyskilled 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 9:47

you deserved it. you were late then your late

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