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Today, I lost my job because I was late. I was late because I had no alarm. I had no alarm because my roommate got mad and broke my phone when I beat her at scrabble. FML

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also, permission granted to smack a hoe

chocolatedrop 0

sounds like its time to move out

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stupid story

MichaelJackson10 0

; Dude Your Life Totally Sucks lol ! Should Have Just Brouqht A New Alarm Dumb Ass

Get a ******* alarmclock FFS!

people like you rely to much on there cell phones! ITS CALLED AN ALARM CLOCK!!! look into it

LOL U FAIL @ L!F3 G3T AN ALARM CLOCK U ******* DUMBASS

you seriously only use your phone i have a phone ipod and radio alarm thing

so don't beat her at scrabble?

BrassKnucklez69 0

i wulda socked her in the face took sumthing valuable of hers and destroyed it.!

sounds like a personal problem

massivelyskilled 0

you deserved it. you were late then your late