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Today, I lost my job because I was late. I was late because I had no alarm. I had no alarm because my roommate got mad and broke my phone when I beat her at scrabble. FML

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also, permission granted to smack a hoe

chocolatedrop 0

sounds like its time to move out

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Ever heard of an alarm clock? Yes, the roommate issue sucks, so FYL for that, but YDI (being late), for not having an alarm clock too..

FuhrerBurg 11

Still your fault

Your roommate has some serious anger control issues. Break her phone.

she breaks my phone she sleeps outside the goddamn apartment. with her stuff.

Yet you slept knowing it didn't work? Responsibility?

It's called... going out and buying a cheap alarm clock to use as a temporary replacement...or borrowing one from someone. Your fault you were late.

Your roomate's a bitch.

I love the illustration of this one. Also why all the hate towards using your phone as a alarm clock? I use mine for that too & it works wonders. The roommate could've easily broken OP's alarm clock AND phone. So... Please chill out people.

imagine playing monopoly with her

It really stinks that society nowadays rely so much on their cellphones! Alarm clock!!