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Today, I lost my job because I was late. I was late because I had no alarm. I had no alarm because my roommate got mad and broke my phone when I beat her at scrabble. FML

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also, permission granted to smack a hoe

chocolatedrop 0

sounds like its time to move out

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Iam surrounded by 24 hour stores. I have 24 hour super mega stores gas station and anything else so store being closed not possible

it all Leeds back to scrabble

And it's your roommates fault for you not finding an alternate alarm because...? Yeah, that's what I thought. Not a FML.

evagabor2005 2

well, at least you know not to play scrabble with her anymore.

WTF get a new job get a new phone get a new roomie if im good at scrabble or if I'm getting all things new how can that possibly be fml

she did that bcuz she wanted to c if u could put ur fone together like u put the letters together ;) but seriously fyl

she wanted to c if u could ur fine back together like u can put the letters in scrable together

There's this wonderful invention called an alarm clock available.

theyhatein 0

props for having a real FML. there seems to be nome of them anymore these days