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By cathugger - 13/07/2019 16:30
Today, while hurrying by bike to an appointment, my chain broke. I quickly got off the road and managed to fix it on the sidewalk, covering my hands in black smear. Dirty but confident about my repair skills, I got up. A second later, felt something warm running down my neck. Bird poop. FML
I’m sure your appointment was impressed with you showing up late smelling of sweat, grease, bird poop and false confidence.
Bird shit is supposed to be lucky. I wonder how the appointment went.