Today, while hurrying by bike to an appointment, my chain broke. I quickly got off the road and managed to fix it on the sidewalk, covering my hands in black smear. Dirty but confident about my repair skills, I got up. A second later, felt something warm running down my neck. Bird poop. FML
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RichardPencil
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I’m sure your appointment was impressed with you showing up late smelling of sweat, grease, bird poop and false confidence.
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alycion
| 38
Bird shit is supposed to be lucky. I wonder how the appointment went.
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By
RichardPencil
| 28
I’m sure your appointment was impressed with you showing up late smelling of sweat, grease, bird poop and false confidence.
By
alycion
| 38
Bird shit is supposed to be lucky. I wonder how the appointment went.