Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl has my same interests and a prettier face. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML
Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
Today, one of my female friends decided she wants a relationship with my ex. I told her I was fine with it because we've been apart for years and have been friends ever since. She then made him chose between being friends with me and having her as a girlfriend. I just lost two of my few friends. FML
Today, I gave up trying to make any friends at my job as a firefighter. I'm the lone female, and am the subject of gossip with the older men. Anyone I try to befriend ends up hitting on me, while others won't even talk to me because their wives are jealous. FML
Today, at work, a table of girls complained to the manager about me. The complaint? "He's not hot enough to work here. We want a sexy server." The manager agreed with them and sent me home. I might lose my job because of a table of shallow women. FML
Today, I made the mistake of uttering the phrase "I’m not like other girls" at work when discussing how I prefer staying in and reading over going out to a bar. Now none of the other girls in the office will talk to me and are calling me a "pick-me." FML
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Top comments
littlekellilee 45
If this girl has the same interests as you, make friends with her. Then everyone can hang out together.
daffodilsea 11
Don't let it get you down OP! They're not worth your friendship if that's the case.
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Comments (91)
KociaQ 30
There is a reason why people at work are called colleagues and people outside of work, friends...
yadiyadiyada 0
I'm still trying to figure out why you think it's 'friends' that you lost
Phooey 22
They are just your friends... they'll come back around. Don't take it personal unless you like the attention they were giving you and if that's the case you're being jealous.
Phooey 22
if that's the case they were never friends because they were only friendly so they could **** her.
Cebolamole 13
Sounds to me you just found yourself a new girl friend, then! :D
letusbewild 2
Then they're not really friends are they? You deserve so much better!
kishmobile444 16
She's just the Shiney new penny. don't sweat it. they'll return. you might only get them every other week (end) but hey, maybe you'll get a new BFF out of her!
bigpheg85 8
awe im sry
plumraven 7
Find better looking guys than them and befriend them. Prove to them they don't deserve you.
TisAPenguin 16
My guess is you didn't actually lose your friends, and the guys just happen to like her too. And who doesn't love eye candy? How attractive they find you wouldn't matter if you really consider them "friends."
deviousangel89 13
Well, clearly they weren't your true friends. Don't let it get to you. You'll be better off without them...