Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl has my same interests and a prettier face. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML
Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
Today, one of my female friends decided she wants a relationship with my ex. I told her I was fine with it because we've been apart for years and have been friends ever since. She then made him chose between being friends with me and having her as a girlfriend. I just lost two of my few friends. FML
Today, I gave up trying to make any friends at my job as a firefighter. I'm the lone female, and am the subject of gossip with the older men. Anyone I try to befriend ends up hitting on me, while others won't even talk to me because their wives are jealous. FML
Today, at work, a table of girls complained to the manager about me. The complaint? "He's not hot enough to work here. We want a sexy server." The manager agreed with them and sent me home. I might lose my job because of a table of shallow women. FML
Today, I made the mistake of uttering the phrase "I’m not like other girls" at work when discussing how I prefer staying in and reading over going out to a bar. Now none of the other girls in the office will talk to me and are calling me a "pick-me." FML
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Top comments
littlekellilee 45
If this girl has the same interests as you, make friends with her. Then everyone can hang out together.
daffodilsea 11
Don't let it get you down OP! They're not worth your friendship if that's the case.
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Comments (91)
bahamit 18
Coming from a guy, they aren't worth the time of day. They aren't interested in your "interests" so much as from the sounds of it getting some booty...
RedPillSucks 33
*obiwans voice* these aren't the friends you're looking for.
lil_juggalette 15
time to spread rumors? or maybe you should take a little more time to get ready in the morning and dress better. idk, but do something about it if your not happy
limabeans101029 21
"time to spread rumors"... That doesn't sound like a very good solution to me, unless OP is 12 years old. It isn't the new girl's fault, why should she have silly rumors about her spread around? What OP should do is stick to the friends who actually value her for more than her appearance, and possibly try to make friends with the new girl.
leogachi 15
@53 This. It's not the new girl's fault, but hopefully it's not like some bad movie where the new girl tries to make Op look bad by taking #49's advice.
mammolady 8
Sounds like you work with a lot of shallow men.
ZoroMiHawk 25
That sounds great for you. The new girl instantly weeded out the kind of guys you wouldn't want to be friends or more than friends with.
Redmai 22
In that case they were never your friends, just wanted to kick it to you most likely
kalbrek009 20
That's called "being shallow & fickle" on their parts...you need some "real" friends.
Meowfml 8
You don't want to be friends with those guys. They obviously only care about your appearance and that's incredibly shallow
Lars93 18
if that really happenend they weren't your "friends"
Death69 24
They were NEVER your friends to begin with. Don't sweat it.You're better off OP.