Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl has my same interests and a prettier face. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML
Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
Today, one of my female friends decided she wants a relationship with my ex. I told her I was fine with it because we've been apart for years and have been friends ever since. She then made him chose between being friends with me and having her as a girlfriend. I just lost two of my few friends. FML
Today, I gave up trying to make any friends at my job as a firefighter. I'm the lone female, and am the subject of gossip with the older men. Anyone I try to befriend ends up hitting on me, while others won't even talk to me because their wives are jealous. FML
Today, at work, a table of girls complained to the manager about me. The complaint? "He's not hot enough to work here. We want a sexy server." The manager agreed with them and sent me home. I might lose my job because of a table of shallow women. FML
Today, I made the mistake of uttering the phrase "I’m not like other girls" at work when discussing how I prefer staying in and reading over going out to a bar. Now none of the other girls in the office will talk to me and are calling me a "pick-me." FML
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Top comments
littlekellilee 45
If this girl has the same interests as you, make friends with her. Then everyone can hang out together.
daffodilsea 11
Don't let it get you down OP! They're not worth your friendship if that's the case.
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Comments (91)
leogachi 15
I don't know about your friends, but my friends wouldn't abandon me just because someone new came along.
Anonymous_the1st 8
If you lose friends because a new person started there, you need to change your definition of "friends"
ADBurns 22
If they are so shallow as to move away from you because this girl has what you think is a prettier face... They weren't your friends in the first place. On the up side this could just be a case of "getting to know the new person" and they will eventually come back. "New" in the work place and be a powerful attraction - whether it's a photocopier, computer or person...
mosquito19 14
they're called coworkers, not friends.
sadmad 8
There could only be one queen bee in a hive.
Sheah_95 11
Doesn't sound like they were really your friends.
hberri331 18
There will always be someone prettier. You need to love yourself and get some self confidence. That's sexy. **** ppl who don't see what you have to offer they are not worth your time.
bubba999 4
well... time to get a boob job :D
ApplePie1994 27
Maybe she's part Veela?
bnbhimp 10
It's just fresh meat syndrome