Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I got a message from my ex saying how sorry he was for everything he did. He also said that if he wasn't getting married and having a kid we could still be together. We broke up a year ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
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Starfire22 5
It's sad that your ex was the one apologizing, not your own sister...
Mattfail 0
YDI for thinking he'd come crawling back to you...
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Comments (103)
velvel 7
1. YDI for thinking he came begging back (rather conceited!). 2. YDI for being offended that he shagged your sister (they're both consenting adults outside your business). YDI?
Hugorgy 0
Well, he obviously did it to get back at her. Why else would he have messaged her about it? If the OP's sister and ex were in a serious relationship, the mature thing to do would be to tell the OP that they are together... not *******. I honestly doubt he apologized for ******* her sister the previous night out of guilt. That's getting back at her for the break up, or just to be an asshole.
yourmomsux 0
wow, i had a sister sleep with my ex girlfriend one time. but it wasn't my sister and no apologies came my way lol i'm sorry some people have no respect for anyone else's feelings.
Sappheyes 0
It was unnecessary for him to send that message, but you shouldn't let it upset you. Your sister and someone who you are not in a relationship with both have the right and freedom to have sex with whomever they choose. The idea that once you date a person, you somehow have partial ownership over them forever is simply ridiculous. As long as he isn't purposely doing something hurtful to your sister, there's no real issue.
Patastic 0
**** your sister up. Its her mistake...not his.
solinv 0
you dumped him. he can sleep with whoever he wants to.
ANTONKR 0
agreed
Hugorgy 0
Just do you're aware, it says "break up", so there is no proof to assume OP dumped him.
kizz_fml 0
The phrase "begging me to take him back" implies that the OP was the one who broke off their relationship.
2Low 0
i can't lie... i laughed my ass off when i read this... your sister must hate you something fierce :P
NIRVANAfan123 0
YDI cus u r so full of urself that u thought he would come crawling back to u
SYstEMatIC_CHaOS 0
You dumped him and then thought he would beg to you? YDI
corme_fml 0
YDI and nice move on him. Sounds like you totally deserved it.
riseandshine_fml 0
why is an fml? if you broke up with him, then you shouldn't have a problem with him sleeping with your sister.