Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I got a message from my ex saying how sorry he was for everything he did. He also said that if he wasn't getting married and having a kid we could still be together. We broke up a year ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
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Top comments
Starfire22 5
It's sad that your ex was the one apologizing, not your own sister...
Mattfail 0
YDI for thinking he'd come crawling back to you...
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Comments (103)
nightELFassasin6 0
why the he'll would he beg you to take himback. your prob an ugly bitch
WeScReamSoLOud 0
hahaha well I bet tht had to ****** with ur head...hha did u giggle when u thought it was a "come back to me MSG".....well sorry I guess
adaliapeace 3
You deserved it for being self-centered and assuming you were worth begging for. @#90: I agree about the "don't screw someone your family member has." My mom came close to having sex with one of my college friends who later developed a crush on me. My mom encouraged me to date him. Despite the fact that they didn't ACTUALLY have sex, the thought of going out with someone whose pants my mom tried to get into just disturbed me.
G6Clutch 0
YDI for having. a hot sister
darude908 1
I probably shouldnt be laughing but damn is this funny lol.
civic_stud_94 0
hahahahaha now that's how it's done!
sweeetcheeeks33 0
ohhh harshh ..
McQuack_fml 0
That man is legendary
hateevryone 15
you should have cursed him out for being a pig and blocked his ass.
NDiesal10 2
Some of you people are idiots. Who said the OP was hoping that the message was her ex wanting her back? Who said she thought so high of herself that she was expecting him to beg to take him back? I think it's reasonable in this situation for her to see a message from the ex and think that's what it may be. Obviously, her assumption was wrong, but not an unreasonable one to come to. He's an ex for a reason. He can do what he wants, but doing your sister is dirty on both their parts. People don't think before they act or speak.