Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML
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Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I got a message from my ex saying how sorry he was for everything he did. He also said that if he wasn't getting married and having a kid we could still be together. We broke up a year ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
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Top comments
Starfire22 5
It's sad that your ex was the one apologizing, not your own sister...
Mattfail 0
YDI for thinking he'd come crawling back to you...
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Comments (103)
ali28_fml 0
man people are rude. it was only two weeks after and he slept with her sister. thats gotta hurt
FarSide 23
LOL! So, apparently your sister is a more disappointing **** than you are?
Ninjaface 0
If you really want to get back at him, you should also apologize for sleeping with your sister last night. Either you'll freak him out, or he'll like the thought of it long enough for the fact that he did to freak him out.
FarSide 23
You should have apologized for the three-way with his mom and dad, and then hung up.
lpwTJtilli 6
at least he apologized! but seriously YDI coz ur bf thinks ur sis is hotter and you want him to come crawling back
BikerMike 0
what a smart guy. you two break up then he sleeps with your sister and tells you. he is trying to get you and your sister pissed at each other.
Henning 0
YDI for assuming that he would take you back
fairies633 8
u bitch slapped your sister right?
dangletsbang21 0
wow he's a man ***** and I would be pissed at my sister if she did thattttt.
FD929 0
He wasn't apologizing, he was bragging. FYL and bro 5 to the ex.
ejd69 0
!@#$% GOD STATUS %$#@!