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Family Fortunes

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 22:00 - Australia - Baulkham Hills

Today, I met the family of the guy I’m seeing, and they are all amazing. I’m scared to tell him I have a schizophrenic mum and a raging alcoholic dad. FML

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Ksweety_fml 27

Thursday 3 October 2019 15:46

Don't worry, if he really loves you he will still be with you. My boyfriend's father is an alcoholic and I'm with him

Felice Godin 19

Thursday 3 October 2019 16:08

just be honest and up front with him if he loves you then its ment to be if not then their no love lost their plenty guys out their that gonna respect your honesty

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Ksweety_fml 27

Thursday 3 October 2019 15:46

Don't worry, if he really loves you he will still be with you. My boyfriend's father is an alcoholic and I'm with him

Felice Godin 19

Thursday 3 October 2019 16:08

just be honest and up front with him if he loves you then its ment to be if not then their no love lost their plenty guys out their that gonna respect your honesty

Vanessa Simpson 8

Thursday 3 October 2019 20:51

I agree, honesty is the best policy!

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 3 October 2019 17:17

So, what are their mental illnesses? Everyone seems perfect on first meeting, but when you dig a little, you'll find something.

shannon2348 14

Friday 4 October 2019 3:41

they seem amazing but I'm sure they have their own crap going on. don't be embarrassed by your mother. she can't help that she's schizophrenic.

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