Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML
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Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I got a message from my ex saying how sorry he was for everything he did. He also said that if he wasn't getting married and having a kid we could still be together. We broke up a year ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
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Top comments
Starfire22 5
It's sad that your ex was the one apologizing, not your own sister...
Mattfail 0
YDI for thinking he'd come crawling back to you...
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Comments (103)
jessucka11 0
you deserve better. and seriously, people saying that your sister is "obvoiusly better" than you are dumb. because they don't even know either of you. and that's pretty shitty of your sister. and i'd get my hopes up too. it's natural. i'm pretty sure anyone would. i'm really sorry you had to go through that.
Pinaymix 0
What a douche, and so is your sister.
alex1432 9
owned!
kenleybunch 15
go to ifuckedyourmom.webs.com it's awesome
Erindub 0
At least you were broken up??? Sorry though. Still sucks
alexandraa_fml 0
The day my sister sleeps with on of my ex's she will no longer be with the living.
HyperExecuter 0
you deserve it for ur assumption....
mtc4ever 0
I'd be pissed at my sister
Rebecca1993 0
Why would you assume that he was messaging you to beg for you to take him back? Guys that do that are pathetic losers most of the time, from my experiences. Anyways, YDI for assuming. Remember to ASSUME makes an ASS out of U and ME. Teehee (:
Jessarue 0
What kind of sister sleeps with her sister's ex? Unless she was unaware that you were dating, or you're REALLY not close. If that's the case, my deepest of apologies.