Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML
Today, I was stalking a popular girl from my high school's account and my phone went bonkers. It looks like I liked and disliked the same video of hers over and over. I disabled my Instagram account. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
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Top comments
chickunkey 0
Be glad, at least someone loves you. :'(
racer337 2
As you can tell you are quite popular.
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Comments (93)
Heather_x0x0 6
hey, at least your sister likes your pix....wait. your 10 year old sis has a FB? wow...
sweet_candy_ 17
I think it's sweet that she did that. A lot of people have mean siblings. So You should be happy you have a nice sister.
Death_From_Above 0
hardly!
junz_fml 0
at least someone likes it.
THEmuffinpan 0
the infamous comment eater is back I guess... 0.o As I said before, cry a little. No one commented on your facebook. Boohoo.
JackyIdkk 7
lol ur 10 year old sis have a facebook :D
bossybella 0
lol how cute!
mrahhhhh 21
You can't be truly "popular" on Facebook, because most of those people aren't truly your "friends". How many of your Facebook "friends" would you trust with housesitting duties if you went on vacation for 2 weeks? Huh? Think of it from another point of view, OP.
THEmuffinpan 0
Oh ye gods of FML, please excuse my commented ragging on the OP about nobody commenting her facebook. I didn't realize that was against commenting regulation. I guess that's TWO warnings under mah belt.
k9obsessed 5
To those of you saying most of the people on OP's friend list arent real friends, stfu. If you're adding people you don't know on facebook, you're the dumbass here. Facebook is supposed to be a site for socializing with people you actually know. That's why when random people try to friend you it asks you if you KNOW that person. That's why when you add someone else, it says "please only add this person if you KNOW them." And besides that, how the **** do you guys know if OP's friends arent actually people he or she knows? **** off and get lives, and go to myspace if you're gonna friend a bunch of dipshits you dont even know. As for OP, I'm sorry. But popularity isn't everything, and at least you know what your little sis likes the stuff you post. Maybe that's a sign that you could do some bonding over things related to those pics. Or bonding in general. Ir could be her way of saying she looks up to you. Who knows? But all the same it's still a positive thing. Try to make the best of it, and don't sweat it. You'll be just fine. :)
WOODYfromthaBAY 0
thanks for tha wall of words
DCFan 9
Did anybody actually read this novel?!? Me neither.
cptmorgan15 2
Not everyone you know is your friend 41. What the people are saying is she may have friends on facebook that she knows but aren't really her friends in person. Don't be a dumbass.
thebestof1984 0
haha 63! I gave up after 2 sentences!!!!