Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML
Today, I was stalking a popular girl from my high school's account and my phone went bonkers. It looks like I liked and disliked the same video of hers over and over. I disabled my Instagram account. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
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Top comments
chickunkey 0
Be glad, at least someone loves you. :'(
racer337 2
As you can tell you are quite popular.
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Comments (93)
Pazu_fml 10
YDI for caring about Facebook.
RomanBeauty 0
that's cute though, she must look up to you
chicksosa90 0
my younger sister does the same thing, and writes on my wall twenty times cuz she knows the comments go to my phone as txts
fishalayer69 0
DELETE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
civic99lsvtec 0
hahaha
cherryblossomchi 4
aw, that's cute! ydi for caring more about popularity than your little sister
CourtD14 6
haha my sis does that alot sometimes she comments on stuff from a long time ago that I didn't even remember posting. :)
ericFKNspangler 0
deriving your popularity from your notifications on Facebook is dumb... f your sister's life for wasting her time being nice.
NecromancerA7X 0
10 year old has Facebook? pathetic
midnightsky1 3
she's a bit young to have a Facebook don't you think?