Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML
Today, I was stalking a popular girl from my high school's account and my phone went bonkers. It looks like I liked and disliked the same video of hers over and over. I disabled my Instagram account. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
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Top comments
chickunkey 0
Be glad, at least someone loves you. :'(
racer337 2
As you can tell you are quite popular.
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Comments (93)
KickItHigh 32
Lol ikr. Kids and fb. Wtf
cptmorgan15 2
You're 15. Last time I checked you're still a kid. So judging by what you just said, you should get off facebook if you have a profile on there. Facebook sucks anyways.
Fragmonto 5
^well, it does.
KickItHigh 32
Thanks 97. I meant younger kids. Like 5th and lower. Do you want me to call you idiots?
inflames2361 0
don't want that to happen again? report your sister for being underage. you need to be 13 to have a facebook
denvan 0
Want some cheese with that wine?
HeavyMetalViking 0
So you post this on FML, hoping you get more than 64 FYL comments. :)
shelbee1996 0
has happened to me before :(
Death_From_Above 0
HA. You two should start a club..... of only two people!
DCFan 9
omg are you ok? FYL.. FYL indeed.
nativetwister87 0
hey what's goin on?
germanturk 0
aww that's cute lol :)
briidontgive_ 0
Sheesh, you have 64 pictures?
dragonaair 5
People have more than 30 pictures?! GASP! /sarcasm Most people have parties and vacations on facebook.
dragonaair 5
party and vacation pictures*
Andres8203 0
lol
Jonkbaby 23
fail-e-o
aquariusangel420 0
DELETE UR SIS UNTIL SHES KOOL LOL
TrueStory22 0
Cry more because your sister pays attention to you. At least she didn't kick you out of her wedding pictures.
killface93 0
BURN
enonymous 9
Do you also have pictures of yourself in the bathroom posing at an angle wearing hardly anything just like every other girl on Facebook? if so it's probably why she liked it and now you'll see her copying you with her blues clues jammies