Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the house. I panicked so hard and immediately started kicking the door, desperate to get my keys. My boyfriend, who I forgot was staying over, woke up and opened the door right as I kicked it, and the door smashed into his face. FML
Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
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K0RRuPT 0
Atleast now you know your car is newbie-burgler free..
Blue_Black_fml 21
now you have a legit excuse for being late; you had to go to the hospital.
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Comments (157)
Fuzzbump 5
I'm just going to assume you have an unusually tough car...
Fedor_is_KING 0
Bright side of things, your car window is pretty badass.
akagron 0
You speak the truth.
AlterEggo 0
Going with a YDI for being irrational. Besides, YOU locked your keys in the car. YDI, stop being a pansey and hit the gym.
ItchyRegion 3
instead of throwing the rock, you should of ate the rock and harden the f*%k up!!
Dont_Explain 3
Respect for the reference, it even made me laugh!!!
LoveDemon 19
Do you ride a bullet-proof car , or what ?? ..... :O
Nando_Fix 0
hahaha that sucks, but car windows are pretty strong, i would know i almost broke my arm trying to elbow one. You're better off using a screwdriver instead :)
ChrisJ13 0
Epic Fail! Either u jab carbon fiber windows that will not break or ur a weakling...
ChrisJ13 0
*hav
skeez_fml 0
*have also, *you and *you're
astro2 0
since when are windows bouncy? plus what type of old piece of crap is it, nobody locks keys in cars anymore since most people use the key to do the locking. Espeically modern cars with central locking
DreamerofWorlds 0
People still locks their keys in their car ALL the time. Some newer cars dint necessarily come with central locking- it's an added feature that some people can't afford. And even if OP does have an older car, so what? My first car was a 97 Mazda protege, because as a recent high school graduate, that's all I could afford.
Shokz992 0
Added feature? I remember my family having a Ford Focus back in 2000~ (which was a couple of years old already at that point) that had central locking... That's not exactly the high end of the market... I'd be very surprised if every single car produced today doesn't have central locking .
xxtacos4lifexx 4
hahahahahahaha