Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the house. I panicked so hard and immediately started kicking the door, desperate to get my keys. My boyfriend, who I forgot was staying over, woke up and opened the door right as I kicked it, and the door smashed into his face. FML
Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
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K0RRuPT 0
Atleast now you know your car is newbie-burgler free..
Blue_Black_fml 21
now you have a legit excuse for being late; you had to go to the hospital.
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Comments (157)
YOUbeTROLLIN 0
last time i checked, a "big rock" will not bounce off a car window... let alone bounce high enough to hit you in the face. FAIL
delaney16 0
ur stupid y not use direct contact with the rock and the window so a dumb ass thing like that won't happen. doing
anthony2113 0
Hahahaha. I would have loved to see that happen. could anyone else just imagine how funny it would to actually see that?
ruthneedsmoney 0
Heehee.
gurlucrazy 0
dammit...
JonJuice 0
what were you thinking?
dugumit 0
the stupidity of people amazes me.
cucuto89 0
L2 a spare set of keys
TantrumGirl 0
Ohhh, so you decided (already being late and all) that the BEST course of action was to bust a window, take the time to clean it up, and then drive to work? Did you ever once think: "Gee, if I bust this window I'd probably spend more fixing it than I'd make made in one day so calling in to work and/or calling and letting them know I'll be late isn't such a bad idea?" You deserve it dipshit.
RedRidingHood_fml 0
that must have looked really really funny