Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the house. I panicked so hard and immediately started kicking the door, desperate to get my keys. My boyfriend, who I forgot was staying over, woke up and opened the door right as I kicked it, and the door smashed into his face. FML
Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
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K0RRuPT 0
Atleast now you know your car is newbie-burgler free..
Blue_Black_fml 21
now you have a legit excuse for being late; you had to go to the hospital.
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Comments (157)
JuG_fml 0
Why would anyone break his car window to get to work on time? I just don't see the upside. When I'm about to get late I just call them. There's more to life than getting to work in time...
Monkey_Man_03 0
you're f*ing stupid. this is fake. plus who would smash their own window. ever heard of a "locksmith" ******.
bugmenotmofo 34
*waves* thanks fer standin' still ya wanker!
renaissancegrrl 0
Okay, good, someone already said it. Thanks. =)
Qwerty86 0
Physics fail (on your part). How about building some more muscle =P
purplemnm 9
most Chevys have shatter-proof windows, you effing retard.
purplemnm 9
oh wait, is that when the window breaks and falls out instead staying with a huge web crack in it? yea Chevys have the opposite of that.
Misguided_Ghost 0
think you used a rubber rock, lmfao. j/k
MW2_St3F4N 0
lol fail
ctFIRE216 0
next time try calling the police or fire dept, both are able to get yoir car unloked for you
ski_backwards 0
you'd rather pay 1000$ for a windw then be late for what an hour?