Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML
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Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML
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Top comments
jburd45 1
chase the ****** down
SteveMagnifico 6
watch your puppy next time puppynapping is a huge issue
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Comments (264)
Frenchface 0
you always need to keel an eye out for people like that...I am sorry that you no longer have your pup :(
Imrussian24 2
has nobody heard of microchipping? that has recovered sooo many lost pets.
geeksaresexy 18
Lost but not stolen.. It only works if someone takes it to the vet or some kind of shelter to get it scanned. It's not like you can track it. If I stole a dog I wouldn't let them scan it at the vets, would you?
MrBigMeat_fml 0
wonder what he's doing with the poor dog right now
KickItHigh 32
If you're going to let your puppy outside, put it in the backyard (well, if you have one).
TalkinSmack 6
thanks for the puppy! :P
avatar0810 15
u shouldve chased that sob down and beat the crap out of him but. thats just what I'd do go ahead and be a wimp and watch em run off with ur stuff.
viperstrike 5
that man would be dead in my neighbor hood
mustardcat 1
AWWW poor doggy!!!
UnicornHooker 0
You're irresponsible. Regardless of where you put your dog, always keep an eye on him or her, especially if they're pedigree. Dog-theft is a huge problem. You should also have went to the vet to see about having him microchipped, which means, should he escape his captors, there is a possibility he could be returned to you.
DalekScythe 0
POOR PUPPY!! :'(