Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML
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Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML
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Top comments
jburd45 1
chase the ****** down
SteveMagnifico 6
watch your puppy next time puppynapping is a huge issue
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Comments (264)
pip74205 9
Dogs are NOT a replacement for a Smith & Wesson. Case in point.
carolv22 0
don't let you new puppy go unwatched next time...people don't think these days.
carolv22 0
your*
AaronLeeParvin 0
Stop posting about it and run after him lol
parxxx 0
chase the mother fuckerr down!
Kelita 0
hide yo kids, hide yo wife.....and puppy.
Matty1188 6
Maybe you should have been keeping an eye on him.
rawrrawrrachael 0
awww that is too sad :(
Mattsta123 5
you just got the puppy and you let it outside and DIDN'T watch it? YDI for not taking care of it
bluegoldfish 7
did he tell it he had candy in his van?
tashhshere 0
love you 54!