Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML
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Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML
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Top comments
jburd45 1
chase the ****** down
SteveMagnifico 6
watch your puppy next time puppynapping is a huge issue
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Comments (264)
alex6946 10
its kinda funny if you imagine it in your head... sorry about your puppy :/
damacha 0
YDI for being an irresponsible pet owner and not keeping it on a leash. I can't stand idiots who don't care for their pets properly. Don't get another unless you can take care of it like you should.
geeksaresexy 18
Keeping it on a leash wouldn't have stopped the guy taking it, if anything it would make it easier!
butterflyz1961 2
Why would you let him out alone? I was too paranoid to let my dog out by himself.
hoopster42 0
I would have chased this guy until I got my puppy back, or whooped his ass whatever needed to be done!
girlylaxfool 3
who leaves there new puppy outside alone the first time they let them out?
Uncle_Ben96 5
Who steals a puppy?!
LizzJizz 16
YDI for leaving a puppy unattended, especially one you just brought home..cause even if it just ran off..it'd never know its way home, a dog should never be left unattended. -_-
shutterbug_brit 1
supervise your puppy idiot. it can now look forward to a short life, mass producing puppies for a puppy mill before being thrown away or starving to death.
locakawaii 0
ever hear of a fence?
karencorruption 2
well you live in Mississippi so you should have just pulled out your shotgun